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Green Megs and Ram


If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port. And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your windows in the trash, and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel down a different protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted cause your video card is lame. And your hard drive keeps on spinning and you wonder "what the hey!" Then you may as well reboot it and just go out with a bang, 'cause sure as I'm a poet here the suckers gonna hang!



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