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TERM OF THE WEEK [COMPUTER USERS]

By Douglas Chick

A Website for the Computer Professional...and some not so Professional

**TERM OF THE WEEK [COMPUTER USER]

Computer User**: Collective term for those who stare vacantly at a monitor. Users are divided into four types: novice, intermediate, expert and professional.

  • Novice Users: People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
  • Intermediate Users: People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.
  • Expert Users: People who break other people's computers.
  • Professional Users: People that are paid to break other people's computers.