Do You Talk to Your End

If you only had one thing that you could say to your end-users, what would it be?  The Network Administrator

Hush little baby it will be alright. It's not you, it's the bad computer. Look, all better now. Stupid computer making you feel dumb like that. Yes I know, it make me seepy too. Go to sleep know little one. That's what my brother Bill, who is also a Network Administrator says. Makes me laugh every time I read it. Every computer person that has to help end-users have something completely arrogant to say to their end-users. This entire site is a tribute to things I say, but what about you. What do you say to your end-users?

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