Contract For The Use Of My Money

By clicking this radio button you agree to the demands below. I AGREE I DISAGREE

**You may not use my money from the purchase of your product...

1. For the purchase or development of weapons.. 2. To support the agriculture of tobacco or any other substances that took me more than five years to quit craving. 3. To setup a foreign government, a terrorist group or religious nation that will one day turn on me. 4. To invest in Enron or any other company that has enough political ties to cause the lose of millions of people retirement and still be allowed to keep their money. I know of a hacker that is never allowed to touch a computer again, or face jail time. Perhaps these people should never be allowed to have money again. 5. To build sports complexes in area's that school must have bake sales to help buy books. 6.** Any Faith Based government that has an arsenal.

You may however, use my money:

1. To boycott any country that doesn't allow women to read, vote, own property or have basic human rights. 2. To fund a law enforcement agency that investigates crimes committed by judges and politicians too. 3. To promote education in math and the sciences. So we don't look like the richest country in the world that can't count its own money. 4. To revive methods of torture once used by the Catholic Church to use on for religious leaders that rape children...and accomplices after that fact. 5. To fund research on why exactly am I F#*@ing paying Social Security. 6. To test for chronic idiocy in morning radio personalities.