Aliens and the Rectum
By Douglas Chick
Aliens and the Rectum
**by Doug Chick
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The movie Dream Catcher is yet one more example of the exploitation that explores the alien fascination with the human rectum. Between accounts of alien abductors probing the anus of unsuspecting farmers to movies like Dream Catcher where they exit their human host from the backdoor, it's no wonder Howard Stern draws such a large audience. Perhaps these visitors from other worlds can't find any significant differences between our heads and rears. And
its no wonder if monitoring our television transmissions from space is how we are judged, aliens are not probing our rectums they are simply trying to resuscitate our brains.