Termunder

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Backup: data being backed up to storage device.

Backup: The opposite of go forward.

Cursor: Flashing pointer positioning.

Cursor: An expert in 4-letter words

Dump: Server Blue Screen

Dump: A Network Administrators work area

Defrag: Defragmentation collects streams of data and stores it together on the hard disk.

Defrag: What some religious groups claim they can accomplish with counseling.

Dongle: A device that prevents the unauthorized use of hardware or software.

Dongle: Something that if whipped out in front of an end-user may cause a sexual harassment lawsuit.

DSL: Digital subscriber lines up to 1.5 mbps

DSL: Cable Modem

Modem: A modem is device that converts computer data into sound that can be transmitted over phone lines.

Modem: Computer case, hard drive, monitor, motherboard, mouse, keyboard, a sound that cats make while in heat.

Email: Electronic mail

Email: A medium used to send cat pictures to friends that can have children

Emoticon: :-)

Emoticon: Men that can't express feelings

Encryption: Encryption is the process of changing data into a form that can be read only by the intended receiver.

Encryption: The explanation of why your cat pictures are still in your outbound mail box.

FAT: file allocation table

FAT: The billing departments of every company in the world. And a lot of programmers as well.

Fat binary: Large files that Macintosh and Power Mac can send..

Fat binary: A very large single digit that is typically used while driving behind the elderly.

Flash ROM: Reprogramming a new BIOS

Flash ROM: What I'm going to do if I get fired.

Ghosting: Copying a hard drive sector by sector

Ghosting: What I'm going to do if I get fired.

Gigabyte: 1,073,741,824 bytes

Gigabyte: What Herb Albert went to court for.

Gopher: Helpdesk Engineer.

Phong shading: In 3D graphics, the polygons that make up the graphics need to be shaded.

Phong shading: When you want to wear a thong, but only have a black magic marker.

Ping: packet Internet groper

Ping: The sound that the monitor makes with they bump your head against it.

POP: Post Office Protocol

POP: The sound that is make the second time their head hits to monitor.

PPP: point-to-point protocol

PPP: What happens if they drink too much coffee

Public domain: Food in the lunch room refrigerator after 12:30 PM

RAID: redundant array of independent (or inexpensive) disks

RAID: Going through your desk after we fix your computer.

RAM: random access memory

RAM: Male sheep

Resolution: Resolution is a measure of graphics that's used to describe what a printer can print.

Resolution: To quit smoking and lose weight after the holidays.

Twisted pair: Telephone companies commonly run twisted pairs of copper wires to each customer household

Twisted pair: When a computer geek marries the graphic artist in marketing.

TWAIN: Scanner driver

TWAIN: Another word for locomotive.

Zipped: Compressed file

Zipped: What computer people are never when they come dragging in late in the morning.

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