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End-Users are illusive creatures, especially when it comes to watching them eat. Their meals are mainly comprised solid blocks of a frozen protein by product, that is placed in a microwave and heated until the odor effectively contaminates the buildings air exchange. Once this process is complete they quickly retrieve their food and disappear back into forest canopy, (Their cubicles.) only to emerge later to fill the forest with the smell of burnt popcorn. I've never actually witnessed one eating, but once I found a partially eaten box. I quickly rushed it off to my research area and sampled their food for myself. Unfortunately I found it to be tasteless, difficult to digest, and suffered severe stomach cramps. Having no nutritional  value,  it is still a mystery to why these peoples bums are three times the size of their cousins that work outside of the office place.

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