THE TWO COW PHILOSOPHY Political
Philosophies Explained in Simple "Two Cow" Terms
Socialism You have two cows. You keep one and
give one to your neighbor.
Communism You have two cows. The government takes them both and
provides you with milk.
Fascism You have two cows. The government takes them and sells
you the milk.
Bureaucracy You have two cows. The government takes them both,
shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down
the drain.
Capitalism You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Corporate You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to
produce the milk of four cows and then act surprised when it drops dead.
Democracy You have two cows. The government taxes you to the
point that you must sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign
country who has only one cow which was a gift from your government.
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