Blessed are the Geeks, for they shall internet the earth

To Be a Network Administrator
By Doug Chick

How to build a cheap Security NOC
The Differences between End-users and African Mountain Gorillas

Things a Network Admin can do with a of mad bees, a jar of honey and a 9 pound ping hammer 

There are No Hugs
 for a Network Admin
The Network Admins Survival Guide

More Just for Laughs

Flame Warriors

How to Install your Software

What If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Documentation?

The Illustrated Guide to Breaking Your Computer 

A Message From The Record Industry

 

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Feature Article
Help Desk Management Software
Douglas Chick
Frequently I receive e-mail from overwhelmed IT people that complain they spend too much time putting out fires and have no time to perform their normal duties. Some of these are a result of being understaffed, but in most cases it is because the computer users are managing your time.


6 Sounds Made by a Crashing Hard drive
sounds made by a crashed hard driveQuestion?: My hard drive is experiencing some strange noises, and I am unsure if the drive is failing. How can I determine if the noises are due to a failing hard drive? Click Here to listen to 6 sound waves made by six different crashed hard drives.

HASH, is not just for smokin'
Internet Security
Joseph Ritchey
Security with HashA hash function H is a transformation that takes a variable-size input m and returns a fixed-size string, which is called the hash value h (that is, h = H(m)). Hash functions with just this property have a variety of general computational uses, but when employed ...


Port Knocking

  Joseph Ritchey

Back in the 20's there were Speak Easy's setup all over the US. People would go their to drink and dance, but mostly drink (due to prohibition). Lots of these clubs would have a large burly looking guy guard the door.

Online Dating for Geeks
Douglas Chick
Online dating websites have done more for pair bonding than mitosis. (Mitosis is the process of cellular division in which the daughter cells are genetically and morphologically identical to themselves and to the mother cell.) But there needs to be specialist sites for similar typed people.

Router Security Tips
Douglas Chick
Reminded by the latest Cisco security alert, many network managers do not realize that their routers can be the jump point to attack. Router operating systems are just as vulnerable to hacker mischief as network operating systems. 

Security Boss
Douglas Chick
Network SecurityNetwork security has become top priority for the tireless network administrator. Blocking the path of a potential virus or hacker can be the difference between working late for free, and going home. (Many computer people are paid by salary.) 

Why do people make viruses?
Douglas Chick
It is interesting, with all the training and knowledge necessary in becoming an IT professional, the number one question I receive is; "Why do people make viruses?" This always makes me wonder if FBI profilers are ever asked; "Why does my computer have so many pop-up ads?"

Techno-Wizard or Geek
Douglas Chick
Computer Geek Computer people are unique in that they have their own peculiarities, unlike others that work in technological fields, like engineers, or physics, they're just crazy. Computer people have an odd passion for computer hardware and software. Being passionate towards software is particularly peculiar because there is nothing tangible about software. (That is above the quantum level.) 

Off Shore Outsourcing, Riding a Wave of Question
Dell Crill
Job Outsourcing Recently, I read an article about a company called SeaCode Inc. that put a bad taste in my mouth. It made me realize that without much effort you can just about sell any idea or gimmick these days. The firms vision is to provide off shore outsourced software design and development services for US based fortune 1000 companies. 

Guide to networking certifications  
Network CertificationsHere is a comprehensive list the most common network certifications for network professionals; including Cisco, Nortel, CompTIA, Enterasys, and ISC2. I withheld Microsoft's network certifications for another article.


Top 10 Hacker Programs of 2005
Douglas Chick     Hacker Tools Hacker ProgramsComputer security "agents" must master the same tools used by the hackers they seek, and many of these programs are available to download for free. The man-in-the middle attack, (also known as the monkey-in-the middle) is a useful method of scanning network data and extracting what is known as interesting data, (passwords, e-mail, data files). 


Advanced Google Searching (Google Hacking)
Douglas Chick

Google Hacking Google SearchsGoogle is a powerful search engine that hackers often use it to find passwords, and confidential or sensitive documents that companies do not realize are even available to the public. Most computer people use Google, but do not know how to use all of its search parameters. The term "google hacking" is a method used by unscrupulous people to not only uncovers sensitive data, but also to expose web server vulnerabilities. Here I list several Google search parameters and examples.

End-User Soup
Douglas Chick
In the past, I've been pretty hard on end-users in some of my articles and I'm not sure all of them deserve to be bunched in together. This is why in my infinite wisdom I have taken it upon myself to create end-user categories. Starting with some of the smarter ones and working our way down to...well, lets just say those that are little computer challenged. 


Interview: Chris Pirillo
Tech TV, Lockergnome.com
Chris Pirillo, a former TechTV personality and creator of LockerGnome.com took the time from his busy schedule to answer a few questions for us. 



Computer Terms and Comprehension 
Douglas ChickComputer Terms
The most difficult part of any computer support position is the misusage of computer terms as used by the computer professional and computer user. Listed here are computer terms and their corresponding meanings.   


Requiem for a Crashed Hard Drive

Douglas Chick
Requiem for a Crashed Hard DriveThere is no drug or single event in the world that can make a computer person focus more clearly than when a server crashes. The mere act of a crashing hard drive, database or server component can temporarily raise one’s IQ as much as 50 points.


Top 10 things to know about network administration
Tom Lancaster
Top 10 things to know about network administrationIf you're just getting started in the networking field, you've got a lot to learn, and with the rate of changes in networking technology, you can expect to always have a lot to learn, but here are ten essential topics that you should concentrate on (and if you are not just getting started, here are some things to review)

Cisco Router Tips
Top 10 'show' Commands
Tom Lancaster
Cisco Router TipsOne of the most important abilities a network administrator can have is the know-how to get information out of his network devices so he can find out what's going on with the network. In most networks, the staple of information gathering has been the "show" commands. Here are my top ten commands to know and love:
  

Top Network Administrator Tools
Top Network Administrator ToolsHere are some of the top networking tools for sniffing out, scanning, and finding hidden processes, as well as rootkits for 2005 as listed by TheNetworkAdministrator.com. 

Getting What You Want From Your Boss
Douglas Chick
Getting What You Want From Your BossMany computer people have a difficult time getting what they want from their boss because they simply do not know how to ask. Here is an article that will make it a little easier for you to get what you want from your boss.

What To Do With Computer Part Magazines
Douglas Chick
What To Do With Computer Part MagazinesComputer part magazines are small sales magazines that advertise the latest computer supplies. These magazines are only sent exclusively to everyone! If you've ever even glanced in the general direction of a computer--five magazines are immediately launched to your mailing address. This techno litter can propagate faster than rabbits.


Steel Bolt Hacking, Ranks #7 Top Ten Best Sellers List --Douglas Chick
Steel Bolt HackingI am proud to report that my book, Steel Bolt Hacking, was rank #7 on Amazon.com Best Sellers List on September 16th, 2004. It has since dropped out of the top ten but...


Interview
Interview with Rob Malda
Creator of Slashdot
Interview with Rob MaldaMost computer people already know what Slashdot.org is, but many do not know the man behind it. Rob Malda is the man that founded Slashdot.org and is still around today to help maintain it. Slashdot was founded in 1997 and like the name implies, Slashdot started as a Linux form and has evolved into one of the largest tech news sites on the Internet. Rob took some time from his still busy schedule to answer a few questions for TheNetworkAdministrator.com


Should I become an astronaut, a firefighter, or a system administrator?
Are you at a career crossroads? Are you asking "Should I become an astronaut, a firefighter, or a system administrator?" Here is a handy comparison chart that may help you make your decision.


 


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Opinion Articles Bin:
Past Feature Articles


2004's Most Popular Viruses, and Hacking Tools


Virus Insecurity


The Healing Powers of SPAM


Subscription-based Licenses:


Novell Launches New Desktop


Firefox, Burning Up The Browser Scene



California Job Outsourcing


TheNetworkAdministrator’s New Year's Resolution


XP SP2: a Service Pack Too Late


The Resourceful Network Administrator


Self-aware printers and the environment


The Way Software Used To Be


Top 10 Viruses for August 2004


Overcoming the Linux DVD Hurdle


Internet Kiosk Scam


The Next Wave: Virtual ISPs


Linux Herd Migration


Fahrenheit 9/11 Review


Fear Dot Inc.


Politics and the Internet 

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From the Linux Pulpit


Linux Moles


A Good Day of Phishing


Microsoft to Sell Ad Space In Error Messages


A Crashed Hard Drive Can Make You Smarter


Interviewing for a "Job" in 2004


SCO Investor Demands Action or Money Back


Add Porn Stars To List Of Outsourced U.S. Jobs


Linux Desktop Summit 2004 Review


Remote Desktop Support


Green Megs and Ram


Steel Bolt Hacking?


Gmail...GeeWhiz


A Service Pack Too Late


The Front on Internet Terrorism


Asteroid Wipes Out Dinosaurs But Leave Record Industry Executives


Linux Loyalist Party


New Linux Study May Be Based From Substance Abuse


Microsoft + SUN - 1 Stooge?


Its Not Always About Free Music


Linux and the Giant Killer


What Would Our Forefathers Say About Open Source


The Internet is a Living Body


|E-mail Stamps


Will Viruses do to Microsoft What the Courts Cannot


IT Outsourcing... refuted


2003's Most Popular Viruses, and Hacking Tools


Open Source is an Open Target?


Anti Hacking Tools


Do the Hunter! ... um NOT


Cheaper Software


Computer Certifications... The NEWER Funny Money!


Oversea Outsourcing Hurting the U.S. Tax Base


Why Don't Internet Providers Offer Geo-Blocking


Thanks for the Super Bowl Mammory


Can Linux Save IT Jobs in America? 


Fear of Hackers Tampering with Computer Voting Machines


Identity Thieves(2more scams)


Are You Backing Up Your Job At Night


Bounty for Virus Makers


Zombie Computers on the Attack


IPVPN  vs.  Frame Relay


Bridging The Overseas Tech Language Gap


Big Business Defends Sending Jobs Away


Frustration
Over Microsoft’s Security Problems Grow


Are There Too Many Compromises in the New "Spam Law"


Tips that can stretch your laptop's battery life
 


Alan Ralsky, King of Spam


AOL Releases Top Spam List


Trial of Cannibal the Computer Hacker   


The Top 10 Web Searches in 2003


Canada legalizes P2P downloading


You Gotta Stop, Look And Listen, Baby...


SCO: Champion of the Constitution


Telecom Billing Woes:


650,000 Lost IT Jobs That May Never Return


Job Outsourcing:

As Viewed From an Indian living in the U.S.


iTunes sells 25 million songs


Frequently Asked Questions About My New Network Administrator


Best Buy
Trickery


Linux... the Next Apple, the next Microsoft, or the next NeXT? 


Another One Bytes the Dust


Outsourcing Getting Ousted


In Other Newz


Interview with a Virus Maker


Here Ye Hear Ye!


Another Country Abandons Windows for Linux


Parents Sue School District over WiFi in Classrooms


Interview With a Dark Hacker


Geek TIP of the Week


Operating System Theater Presents…


Asteroid wipes out dinosaurs but leaves record industry executives


SCO Court Update


Damn the torpedoes... BIOS speed ahead!


Spammers Strike Back



Lazy IT vs. Security Flaws


In Other Newz


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We The Pesonality


How Will SCO Ever Appease Linux Users


Closing the Internet


SCO, Bump-N-Dump, or Lynching?

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