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The Information Technology Survival Guide -- Douglas Chick

Coupon Codes
More Phishing
Computer Buying
Spying Software
Cell Phone Format
Laptop Fire
CheapComputers
YouTube.com
Videojug.com

Internet Tolls

Laptop Encryption
Online Surveys
Phishing Scams
Extortion Spyware
Wireless Stealing
Answering Machine Hackers
Internet Cameras
Lime Wire Hacking
Email Monitoring
My Space
  Just For Laughs
Frequently Asked Questions About My New Network Administrator
You Know You're a Network Administrator When
Computerman's Code
Network Admins Philosophy
Geek Theology
God as a Programmer
The Computerman's Song

20 Things You Shouldn't Say On The HelpDesk

A tool for every nerd to help get through meetings
Making the Most of your IT Department
If you were to replace their computers with Etch-A-Sketch's
The Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work:
Computer Problem Support Form
Geek Terms

More Just for Laughs

On The Job

Network Admins 
Quick Guide
by William Dayton

Are You Among The Under Employed
by Ellen Chick
What a Network Manager Wants to Hear You Say in an Interview
By Bill Bouchard

To Be a Network Administrator
By Doug Chick

How to build a cheap Security NOC
The Differences between End-users and African Mountain Gorillas

Things a Network Admin can do with a of mad bees, a jar of honey and a 9 pound ping hammer 

There are No Hugs
 for a Network Admin
The Network Admins Survival Guide

More Just for Laughs

Flame Warriors

How to Install your Software

What If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Documentation?

The Illustrated Guide to Breaking Your Computer 

A Message From The Record Industry

 

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Feature Article

Oil Robber Barons
Douglas Chick

Oil Robber Barons -- Douglas ChickAt the gas pumps in this morning, I stared at the swiftly spinning dials, and the cycle of anger begins. Oil Robber Barons strike at the pumps again. I check out at the grocery store, Oil Robber Barons impact the food I eat. I come home and watch the nightly news, Oil Robber Barons, Oil Robber Barons, something about Hilary and Obama, Oil Robber Barons. It is true that we are a capitalistic society, and our country enjoys the luxury of a free market, but when our economy is driven by Oil Robber Barons, where is the line between a free market society and out of control greed?


 


OS Review:
Ubuntu Linux 8.04 Hardy Heron

Will Nett
Uubuntu review -- Will NettOk, so anyone who knows me knows that I already head a secret society in Linux... well actually not, but I'm a big fan of it anyways, and use it in my everyday computers.  Having returned from a six week stay in Italy and England, I with baited breath downloaded the latest release of Ubuntu (Version 8.04) and after four failed attempts finally got an error free copy. Apparently, I wasn't the only one    hitting their servers for the download a few thousand others were hitting the servers pretty hard. I headed off in my venture for an install-fest...

 

 

www.TheNetworkAdministrator.comLinux adaptation problem:
Will Nett

I've been reading of the many lamentations of writers touting the lack of Linux adaptation on the desktop. Most of it I view as whining, but still I'll entertain your arguments...

 

 

The Unchallenged Politician -- Douglas ChickThe Unchallenged Politician
Douglas Chick

When unchallenged, character is the easiest of all attributes to fake. When faced with peril, bravery, courage, and honesty can only be proven with actions, not words. But how quickly character abandons a politician during an election year. I am embarrassed that this is what our country has been reduced to; politicians that will say and do anything for one more term, begging for just one more chance. They over promise, and under deliver, or deliver nothing at all. I read that members of the congress and senate only work 2 days a week, and spend 3 day raising campaign money, not just during an election year, every year.  The fear of having to enter into the private sector job market and compete with the rest of is justifiably frightening.

 

New Third Party -- Douglas ChickMiddle Class Political Party
Douglas Chick

The majority of this country is not the religious right, or the liberal left. We are the rational middle, but we are not given a rational middle candidate to vote for because the two parties are ran by extremist. There has to be a third party in this country for the middle-class tax payer?

 

 

 

Douglas Chick

Conspicuous consumption is the force that drives the U.S. economy. If the consumers are not consuming, then the economy is not moving. But it takes more then just spending to spur growth. If consumer goods are not manufactured locally, the proceeds from the sales are not retained locally. If the jobs that create these consumer goods are sent to another country, then it is that country’s economy that benefits from our conspicuous consumption. All we benefit from are a bunch of consumer goods that ultimately end up populating our land fills.

 

Election 2008 -- TheNetworkAdministrator.comTerms for your Re-election: Dear Senator, Congressman, Governor, Presidential Candidate and others that want to be elected or re-elected. After reviewing your offer of $600 for my continued support I must say that you waited too long and offer too little. Although $600 seems like a lot if you’ve never had $600 before, and it might hold my interest through to the primaries, I’m going to need a lot more to get me to the November elections. How much more will be determined based from your 4 year review: 

 


Top 10 Count Down
Saving Money in a Recession
Douglas Chick

Top 10 Count Down on how to save money during hard economic times.

 

 

Top 10 Holiday Geek Gifts
Douglas Chick

It is not always easy to find a holiday gift for the technologically gifted person in your life. Mostly I mean me. So this year, TheNetworkAdministrator.com has put together the Top 10 Geek Gifts for the geek in your life.  

 

 

 

Gadgets10 Great Snake-Oil Gadgets
Will Nett

So, I'm surfing Digg and woe and behold a link for another top ten list called the 10 Great Snake-Oil Gsadgets (with pics), and after perusing the list... well, I had to call BS flag. Who makes the top ten list? Which panel judges these lists? Who submits these items for consideration?

 

Google Map Street View Googley EyeThe Google Eye Cam (Googley Eyes)
Douglas Chick
Internet voyeurs of the world, The Eyes of Google command you…and are upon you?

Google’s Street View is all the talk for government conspirators and the generally paranoid. A google camera that is mounted on the roof of a car is driving down a street near you, and capturing a bugs eye view for every web browser in the world to display.

 


Vista Upgrade
Windows Vista Upgrade-What to Watch Out For
By Dean Chafee
With the with the final release of Windows Vista on January 30, 2007, you may be wondering if your computer is "Vista Ready". This article is designed to point out a few potential pitfalls.

 

 


Geek Recruiters
Top 10 tips for technology recruiters from a geek's perspective!
Will Nett
Ok, so I've been interviewed this month several times for various positions. This prompted me to come up with my top ten clues for recruiters (internally & externally) to effectively hire geeks.

 

 

Windows VistaSucks or Not Sucks, That is the Question?
Piracy or just a lack of acceptance: William Nett

This week Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer lamented on the lack of acceptance and sales of Microsoft's latest flagship, Windows Vista. His current place of blame is Pirates!

 

 

Apple iTunes

Geek Stand-Off
by Douglas Chick

While surfing the Internet, my friend Joe sent me a picture he stumbled upon of Leo Laporte, dressed in geek garb, that read, “Here is a picture geekier than yours.”. And although it is true that Leo is impressively geeky looking, I insisted that my geek picture is geekier, while Leo’s is more nerdy than geeky.


 


 

A Day In the Life of a Network Architect
By an Evil Network Architect
Here is a comprehensive  description of the average day of a networker…well, you know.

 


The Secret Life of E-mail
Dean Chafee
Here is a comprehensive list of the exhausting travels of an email message. 

 

 


Disappointed in SuSE
William M. Nett

Open SuSE 10.1 was a bust as is their commercial package, SuSE Linux Enterprise Desktop, or SLED as its more commonly known. Granted the introduction of a supported Citrix client in SLED is welcomed...

 

 

.Mac (Apple Computer, Inc.)


Remembering Passwords
How To Fix Your Memory for Passwords
Dean Chafee
One of the biggest problems that Network Administrators face, is dealing with user passwords. Actually, getting users to use a complex password, rotate it on a regular basis, and remember their passwords. The challenge is that in order to conform to network security policies in most companies with any sizeable network, password usage rules must be enforced on users. Rules like:


Computer Tricks
Repairing Your Computer with Magic?
Douglas Chick

In my career as a network administrator, I have noticed some most peculiar behavior from people when I comes to fixing their computer. Some will open and close the printer tray 3 times before printing.

 

 



Windows Vista

Douglas Chick
Windows Vista

is taking longer to come out than Lance Bass from Insync
. And I think the delay is a good thing...I mean for Windows Vista.


hard drive encryption / TheNetworkAdministrator.comHiding Your Files Made Easy
Joseph Ritchey
What
if you have important, or personal files that need to be protected? Would you hide them , encrypt them, or just stash them under your bed?

 

 Match.com

Without Internet Neutrality
Douglas Chick
Cable and Phone Companies are asking Congress for a piece of the Internet  Video / Phone action. And Congress has passed a bill for just that.


The Tin Men of Africa
Joseph Ritchey
The Restriction of Hazardous Substances Directive (RoHS or the lead free directive). In February of 2003 the European Union adopted this directive which is to take effect on July 1, 2006.



An Interview with Linus Torvalds
by William Nett
So what's going on with Linux and Linus these days? There are a lot of people who are asking, with yet another delay of Microsoft's Vista. Linux could emerge a victor in this voracious vindication for valor with the votive that there is value in the virtues of running Linux.


Adware / Spyware Extortion
by Douglas Chick

There are innumerable reports of Adware and Spyware removal programs suddenly appearing on someone’s computer and asking for a fee to remove the viruses it has suddenly discovered.
Click HERE to download Video


LimewireLimewire Hackers
by Douglas Chick
Limewire may be a convenient tool for downloading shared music and files, but it can also reveal your personal files. In the attached video, Network Administrator Joe Ritchey, showed Fox News reporter David Martin how Limewire users make themselves vulnerable to hackers.
 

 

wardrivingWireless Hacking --War Driving
by Douglas Chick
Wireless hacking, or "Wardriving" is when someone from outside your home accesses your wireless network. The dangers of having a non-secure wireless access-point are: Spammers and send junk mail from your home, hackers and criminals can hack remote locations that are tracked back to your home...


Convergence
by William Nett
There’s been a lot of buzz going on lately about the bold step that Apple has taken by utilizing X86 Architecture for its computer systems. There is even a new plug-in that allows users to install Windows XP, Linux, and even flat out Solaris Unix on their hardware! 


The Next Big Thing: Just-In-Time Data Warehouses
By Greg Bromage
It’s rare when the IT industry lags behind the other, more traditional business models. But one such case has occurred, and it provides an opportunity for business to save millions of dollars of needed expense.


High Jacking Long Distance
By Dell Crill
Tele-Systems Engineer
CRC IT Consulting Services

Today hacking into a main frame computer, stealing an identity or spamming email accounts is an everyday practice for most computer savvy criminals. There is another breed of hackers out there that do nothing but break into Telecom systems and hijack Long Distance dial tones.


Press Release: Hacking the IT Cube:
The Information Technology Survival Guide.

Hacking The IT Cube is a book with a unique insight into the world of information technologies. It mixes humor with everyday real world experience that all other computer books desperately need.


Network CertificationsCertification Smart?
William Nett
This article by William Nett, a network administrator in South Florida, compares the network certification differences between network operating systems based from his everyday experience. 


Help Desk Management Software
Douglas Chick
Frequently I receive e-mail from overwhelmed IT people that complain they spend too much time putting out fires and have no time to perform their normal duties. Some of these are a result of being understaffed, but in most cases it is because the computer users are managing your time.


6 Sounds Made by a Crashing Hard drive
sounds made by a crashed hard driveQuestion?: My hard drive is experiencing some strange noises, and I am unsure if the drive is failing. How can I determine if the noises are due to a failing hard drive? Click Here to listen to 6 sound waves made by six different crashed hard drives.



Security with HashHASH, is not just for smokin'
Internet Security
Joseph Ritchey
A hash function H is a transformation that takes a variable-size input m and returns a fixed-size string, which is called the hash value h (that is, h = H(m)).


Port Knocking
  Joseph Ritchey
Back in the 20's there were Speak Easy's setup all over the US. People would go their to drink and dance, but mostly drink (due to prohibition). Lots of these clubs would have a large burly looking guy guard the door.


Router Security Tips
Douglas Chick
Reminded by the latest Cisco security alert, many network managers do not realize that their routers can be the jump point to attack. Router operating systems are just as vulnerable to hacker mischief as network operating systems. 


Network Security

Security Boss
Douglas Chick
Network security has become top priority for the tireless network administrator. Blocking the path of a potential virus or hacker can be the difference between working late for free, and going home. (Many computer people are paid by salary.) 


Why do people make viruses?
Douglas Chick
 It is interesting, with all the training and knowledge necessary in becoming an IT professional, the number one question I receive is; "Why do people make viruses?" This always makes me wonder if FBI profilers are ever asked; "Why does my computer have so many pop-up ads?"


Computer GeekTechno-Wizard or Geek
Douglas Chick
 Computer people are unique in that they have their own peculiarities, unlike others that work in technological fields, like engineers, or physics, they're just crazy. Computer people have an odd passion for computer hardware and software. Being passionate towards software is particularly peculiar because there is nothing tangible about software. (That is above the quantum level.) 


Job OutsourcingOff Shore Outsourcing, Riding a Wave of Question
Dell Crill
 Recently, I read an article about a company called SeaCode Inc. that put a bad taste in my mouth. It made me realize that without much effort you can just about sell any idea or gimmick these days. The firms vision is to provide off shore outsourced software design and development services for US based fortune 1000 companies. 


Guide to networking certifications  
Network CertificationsHere is a comprehensive list the most common network certifications for network professionals; including Cisco, Nortel, CompTIA, Enterasys, and ISC2. I withheld Microsoft's network certifications for another article.


Hacker Tools Hacker ProgramsTop 10 Hacker Programs of 2005
Douglas Chick     Computer security "agents" must master the same tools used by the hackers they seek, and many of these programs are available to download for free. The man-in-the middle attack, (also known as the monkey-in-the middle) is a useful method of scanning network data and extracting what is known as interesting data, (passwords, e-mail, data files). 


Google Hacking Google SearchsAdvanced Google Searching (Google Hacking)
Douglas Chick Google is a powerful search engine that hackers often use it to find passwords, and confidential or sensitive documents that companies do not realize are even available to the public. Most computer people use Google, but do not know how to use all of its search parameters. The term "google hacking" is a method used by unscrupulous people to not only uncovers sensitive data, but also to expose web server vulnerabilities. Here I list several Google search parameters and examples.


End-User Soup
Douglas Chick
In the past, I've been pretty hard on end-users in some of my articles and I'm not sure all of them deserve to be bunched in together. This is why in my infinite wisdom I have taken it upon myself to create end-user categories. Starting with some of the smarter ones and working our way down to...well, lets just say those that are little computer challenged. 


Interview: Chris Pirillo
Tech TV, Lockergnome.com
Chris Pirillo, a former TechTV personality and creator of LockerGnome.com took the time from his busy schedule to answer a few questions for us. 



Computer TermsComputer Terms and Comprehension 
Douglas Chick
The most difficult part of any computer support position is the misusage of computer terms as used by the computer professional and computer user. Listed here are computer terms and their corresponding meanings.   


Requiem for a Crashed Hard DriveRequiem for a Crashed Hard Drive
Douglas Chick
There is no drug or single event in the world that can make a computer person focus more clearly than when a server crashes. The mere act of a crashing hard drive, database or server component can temporarily raise one’s IQ as much as 50 points.


Top 10 things to know about network administrationTop 10 things to know about network administration Tom Lancaster
If you're just getting started in the networking field, you've got a lot to learn, and with the rate of changes in networking technology, you can expect to always have a lot to learn, but here are ten essential topics that you should concentrate on (and if you are not just getting started, here are some things to review)


Cisco Router Tips

Cisco Router Tips
Top 10 'show' Commands
Tom Lancaster
One of the most important abilities a network administrator can have is the know-how to get information out of his network devices so he can find out what's going on with the network. In most networks, the staple of information gathering has been the "show" commands. Here are my top ten commands to know and love:
  


Top Network Administrator ToolsTop Network Administrator Tools
Here are some of the top networking tools for sniffing out, scanning, and finding hidden processes, as well as rootkits for 2005 as listed by TheNetworkAdministrator.com. 


What To Do With Computer Part MagazinesWhat To Do With Computer Part Magazines
Douglas Chick
Computer part magazines are small sales magazines that advertise the latest computer supplies. These magazines are only sent exclusively to everyone! If you've ever even glanced in the general direction of a computer--five magazines are immediately launched to your mailing address. This techno litter can propagate faster than rabbits.


Steel Bolt HackingSteel Bolt Hacking, Ranks #7 Top Ten Best Sellers List --Douglas Chick
I am proud to report that my book, Steel Bolt Hacking, was rank #7 on Amazon.com Best Sellers List on September 16th, 2004. It has since dropped out of the top ten but...


Interview with Rob MaldaInterview
Interview with Rob Malda
Creator of Slashdot
Most computer people already know what Slashdot.org is, but many do not know the man behind it. Rob Malda is the man that founded Slashdot.org and is still around today to help maintain it. Slashdot was founded in 1997 and like the name implies, Slashdot started as a Linux form and has evolved into one of the largest tech news sites on the Internet. Rob took some time from his still busy schedule to answer a few questions for TheNetworkAdministrator.com


Should I become an astronaut, a firefighter, or a system administrator?
Are you at a career crossroads? Are you asking "Should I become an astronaut, a firefighter, or a system administrator?" Here is a handy comparison chart that may help you make your decision.

 


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Site Letters and Reviews


Editorialist Douglas Chick



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 Past Articles

2004's Most Popular Viruses, and Hacking Tools


Virus Insecurity


The Healing Powers of SPAM


Subscription-based Licenses:


Novell Launches New Desktop


Firefox, Burning Up The Browser Scene

 


California Job Outsourcing


TheNetworkAdministrator’s New Year's Resolution


XP SP2: a Service Pack Too Late


The Resourceful Network Administrator


Self-aware printers and the environment


The Way Software Used To Be


Top 10 Viruses for August 2004


Overcoming the Linux DVD Hurdle


Internet Kiosk Scam


The Next Wave: Virtual ISPs


Linux Herd Migration


Fahrenheit 9/11 Review


Fear Dot Inc.


Politics and the Internet 

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From the Linux Pulpit


Linux Moles


A Good Day of Phishing


Microsoft to Sell Ad Space In Error Messages


A Crashed Hard Drive Can Make You Smarter


Interviewing for a "Job" in 2004


SCO Investor Demands Action or Money Back


Add Porn Stars To List Of Outsourced U.S. Jobs


Linux Desktop Summit 2004 Review


Remote Desktop Support


Green Megs and Ram


Steel Bolt Hacking?


Gmail...GeeWhiz


A Service Pack Too Late


The Front on Internet Terrorism


Asteroid Wipes Out Dinosaurs But Leave Record Industry Executives


Linux Loyalist Party


New Linux Study May Be Based From Substance Abuse


Microsoft + SUN - 1 Stooge?


Its Not Always About Free Music


Linux and the Giant Killer


What Would Our Forefathers Say About Open Source


The Internet is a Living Body


|E-mail Stamps


Will Viruses do to Microsoft What the Courts Cannot


IT Outsourcing... refuted


2003's Most Popular Viruses, and Hacking Tools


Open Source is an Open Target?


Anti Hacking Tools


Do the Hunter! ... um NOT


Cheaper Software


Computer Certifications... The NEWER Funny Money!


Oversea Outsourcing Hurting the U.S. Tax Base


Why Don't Internet Providers Offer Geo-Blocking


Thanks for the Super Bowl Mammory


Can Linux Save IT Jobs in America? 


Fear of Hackers Tampering with Computer Voting Machines


Identity Thieves(2more scams)


Are You Backing Up Your Job At Night


Bounty for Virus Makers


Zombie Computers on the Attack


IPVPN  vs.  Frame Relay


Bridging The Overseas Tech Language Gap


Big Business Defends Sending Jobs Away


Frustration
Over Microsoft’s Security Problems Grow


Are There Too Many Compromises in the New "Spam Law"


Tips that can stretch your laptop's battery life
 


Alan Ralsky, King of Spam


AOL Releases Top Spam List


Trial of Cannibal the Computer Hacker   


The Top 10 Web Searches in 2003


Canada legalizes P2P downloading


You Gotta Stop, Look And Listen, Baby...


SCO: Champion of the Constitution


Telecom Billing Woes:


650,000 Lost IT Jobs That May Never Return


Job Outsourcing:

As Viewed From an Indian living in the U.S.


iTunes sells 25 million songs


Frequently Asked Questions About My New Network Administrator


Best Buy
Trickery


Linux... the Next Apple, the next Microsoft, or the next NeXT? 


Another One Bytes the Dust


Outsourcing Getting Ousted


In Other Newz


Interview with a Virus Maker